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I’m hungry but it’s 5 am

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

villlho:

sparkly eyes *v*

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

Has anyone ever actually gotten sick from eating a little raw cookie dough

like not the whole batch of it, just licking what’s left off the spoon

has anyone ever gotten sick from it

when I was little I used to sneakily eat one or two of those holiday-themes sugar cookies when we were putting them on the cookie sheet and I’d eat them raw

I was wild and nothing could stop me

Rigby is sleeping and I wanna take a picture but if I do the camera sound will wake him up

idealtea:

heaven